Top 10 Reasons to Love a Chiarian

10.  You appreciate any food that wasn't cooked at the hospital.
9.  You get to meet lots of doctors.
8.  Showing off the scar is a super cool party trick.
7.  Tinnitus means that the rock music gets played loudly.
6.  Shopping w/ a Chiarian is great because you get to park in the handicapped spot.
5.  Memory issues play to the partners/kids favor.  You don't remember me telling you I was going to start dating other women?  Mom, don't you remember me telling you I ate an entire bag of oreos?
4.  The tremors make for hilarious games of "Operation"
3.  They predict the weather more accurately than the meteorologists.
2.  They fall over everything.
1.  Their brain is HUGE. (or as Tim likes to say, "Their brain could come flying out of the back of their head at any moment!")