Friday, March 4, 2011

Are you married to a Spoonie? Here are the top 10 ways you'll know:

1.  You understand that many medications cause constipation and you high five each other when you finally poop
2.  Watching your partner give themselves a shot doesn't make you squeamish
3.  Your hair falls out at the same rate
4.  You don't mind being woken up at 3 a.m. to help get the medicine bottle open
5.  You know every staff member by name at the doctors office
6.  You learn which vending machines have the best food at your hospital and you remember to bring quarters
7.  You know it is a good day when you come home and see your partner has changed jammies
8.  You can purchase stool softener, morphine, and chocolate at the same time
9.  You laugh through the tremors and make jokes about who swapped the regular glass for the dribble one
10.  When you have the talk about getting the wheelchair you need, you know that the races are just around the corner...and you better have a helmet. :)

1 comment:

  1. ...when the Pharmacists yell your name out when you enter the store (like Norm on Cheers...)

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